May 2012
nobody: you're cute and I want to date you
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
When people are talking about diets →
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I’m just like:
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My academic career →
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2005:
Present:
this blog is hilarious
me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older
When your teacher gets a haircut.
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charweenie:
I’m so jealous of those girls who have flawless skin, long eyelashes, a perfect nose, long hair, perfect teeth, curvy bodies, but yet they’re still skinny. I’m jealous of those girls that, no matter what they wear, they still look beautiful. Girls who are photogenic, who can make the craziest face, yet they still look cute. A girl who looks just as beautiful with makeup on as she...
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do... →
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Guess who got their homework done ?!
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When you're in a public bathroom and you notice... →
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this blog is epic
